
What's a Dutch taco you ask yourself? Well, I'm glad you asked my friend. It's not a new position you can try with your FWB, it's a fat person's wet dream. A Belgian waffle stuffed with an array of proteins from two sausage patties with maple spread (what I ordered), to fool your mouth into thinking it's sweet. But, oh no! It's also savory. My fingers smelled like maple for the rest of the day and me lad was having a hard time from preventing me from also licking them throughout the day. That was, until he put a dog cone around my neck, that did the job. He on the other hand, got a Dutch taco filled with black forest ham, bacon and gouda. It was good, but not as good as mine was. They also had a seasonal special filled with pumpkin, damnit.

We came here on two different occasions, did I stutter? I said it, two! I promise they were not consecutive days. And both times the staff were really nice, even at an ungodly hour.
My waffle was only $4.75


NE Fremont St & N Mississippi Ave
Portland, OR 97255
Trimet Bus: 4 line
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